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Baywatch: Hawaiian Wedding


Reviewed by: David Litton
Genre: Television
Video: 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen
Audio: English Dolby Digital 5.1 and 2.0
Language: English
Subtitle: English, Spanish
Length: 98 min
Rating: Not Rated
Release Date: 06/03/2003
Studio: Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment
Commentary: None
Documentaries: None
Featurettes: "The Shield" featurette
Filmography/Biography: None
Interviews: None
Trailers/TV Spots: None
Alternate/Deleted Scenes: None
Music Video: None
Other: "Son of the Beach" promo
Cast and Crew: David Hasselhoff, Pamela Anderson, Yasmine Bleeth, Carmen Electra, Gena Lee Nolin, Alexandra Paul
Written By: Michael Berk
Produced by: David W. Hagar, Francis J. Conway
Directed By: Douglas Schwartz
Music: N/A
The Review:

I've never been a big fan of "Baywatch," so I wasn't too surprised by this made-for-TV movie that features a reunion of the show's biggest female stars for the wedding of David Hasselhoff's Mitch, whos fiancee isn't all that she appears to be. Like the series, the movie is all about bare skin and lots of running, jiggle, and bounce, all with that cheesy authoritative power crap in tow. Fans will get a kick out of all the cleavage and thigh muscles, but not much else.

Image and Sound

The 1.78:1 anamorphic transfer for "Baywatch: Hawaiian Wedding" is okay, but needs improvement in places. Color saturation is good, with accurate fleshtones throughout, but contrast is wanting in smoothness, especially in dusk and nighttime scenes, and shadow detail is a bit blocky in places. Edges are sharp with some noticeable enhancement halos, while there is an abundance of film grain throughout. Okay, but could be better. *** The sound is mastered in Dolby Digital 5.1, and is a better-than normal effort for a TV movie. Surround usage is generous throughout, while the low end is somewhat active, but not as much as one could ask for. Dialogue sounds natural, and front end stereo separation is quite good.

The Extras Talk about sloppy extras; the ones included here don't even relate to the movie itself! All we have is a featurette promoting "The Shield," and a promo spot for "Son of the Beach." Nothing special at all.
Commentary None
Final Words: The "Baywatch" fans will delight in the movie, for sure, but everyone else need not apply.


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June 27, 2003