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Beautiful Creatures


Reviewed by: Clare Warmke
Genre: Drama
Video: Anamorphic Widescreen 1.85:1
Audio: Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround; DTS 5.1 Surround
Language: English
Subtitle: English, French
Length: 1 hour 29 minutes
Rating: R
Release Date: 10-2-01
Studio: Universal Studios
Commentary: None
Documentaries: None
Featurettes: None
Filmography/Biography: Brief bios with filmographies of actors Rachel Weisz, Susan Lynch, Iain Glen, Maurice Roeves, Alex Norton and director Bill Eagles
Interviews: None
Trailers/TV Spots: One theatrical trailer
Alternate/Deleted Scenes: None
Music Video: None
Other: None
Cast and Crew: Rachel Weisz, Susan Lynch, Iain Glen, Maurice Roeves, Alex Norton, Tom Mannion
Screenplay by: Simon Donald
Produced by: Alan J. Wands and Simon Donald
Directed By: Bill Eagles
Music: Murray Gold
The Review: From the packaging of this DVD, you’d think this is a flick that hetero guys would eat up. The black-and-white cover shot shows a bombshell blond Rachel Weisz sexily teasing her lower lip with long fingers, and Susan Lynch is the dark, defiant beauty in the background. The main photo on the back of the DVD package is again Rachel Weisz, this time barely clutching a silk sheet to her probably naked body as she descends a staircase. Beautiful Creatures is no guy ride, however – at least not for guys who are paying attention. Dorothy (Lynch) stumbles across Petula (Weisz) being beaten and strangled by her boyfriend when she’s on the run from her own deranged and abusive lover. In a rescue attempt that goes from bad to worse, Dorothy clobbers the boyfriend with a lead pipe and helps Petula drag his not-dead-yet body back to Dorothy’s apartment. In true movie plotting style, Dorothy and Petula decide not to simply fess up when the boyfriend finally bites it, and instead launch a ridiculous chain of events that leads to more corpses and lots of money. No guy comes off clean in this movie, even the innocuous young kiosk clerk from whom Dorothy buys her cigarettes. Dorothy’s snappy scolding when she finds him reading a magazine called Chicks in Chains – “You shouldn’t read that shite, you know, ’cause it seriously, badly exploits women” – doesn’t stop his bad behavior. The kiosk clerk’s reactions are a hilarious microcosm of a major premise of this movie – men are stupid, stupid, stupid and mean when in the presence of a sexy woman. Bombshell Petula gets it the worst. She spends most of the movie being unwantingly touched and threatened by aroused men. Beautiful Creatures bends some of the unofficial rules of gender on screen. First, there are two female protagonists who develop a tight bond (without becoming lovers – sorry, guys) and who, despite a series of bad choices, hold much of the power in the plot. Second, there’s no male hero who sweeps in to save the day. In fact, there’s no man in the movie other than the freckled kiosk clerk who doesn’t come off as a complete demon. And while a story of murders and ransom does not exactly give a female audience a redeeming and accurate example of what it means to be a woman who has survived abuse and lives on, it does at least give us a twist on the standard faint-hearted leading lady. But a few things can be said for sure: Beautiful Creatures is fast-paced, engaging and thankfully, doesn’t live up to its packaging.
Image and Sound The use of color could have been carried through to greater benefit in this film. An interesting juxtaposition of gender seems to occur in the use of color, but gets lost at various points in the movie. Often, when the women appear together, there’s a blue, calm undertone to the entire shot, no matter how manic and upset the women are acting. When shots are exclusively of men, a brownish-red undertone takes over, giving the shot a much darker feel. The color shifts aren’t overt, and great attention is given especially to Petula’s skin tone, which is in various states of bruising and recovery as the film progresses. There’s a color glitch in the first third of the movie, where a scene mistakenly clicks to a darker shade mid-stream, but that seems to be the only actual mistake in the film’s imaging. Juxtaposition is also a good word to describe the sound in this film. Music and action collide in all dramatic scenes. Heated arguments are covered by numbers like Dean Martin’s silky dance tune “Sway”; terrifying chase scenes have light, lilting background music. Only toward the middle of the film, when the subplots are being revealed, does the music become more raucous. Each music choice adds to the energy and flush-faced momentum of the film, and the sound quality is lively throughout. Sound isn’t used in any way on the menu screens of the DVD – perhaps a missed opportunity to further set the tone.
The Extras The extras in this package have the feel of a project hurriedly assigned to a film studio intern. Most extras offer simply more text, like the scant “Production Notes” that give little insight into the development of this film. The bios offered in the “Cast and Filmmakers” section are usually one or two skimpy screens of small, illegible print, focusing primarily on listing the actors’ most recent jobs, and then listing them again in a filmography compilation. Weirdly, actor Tom Mannion and screenplay writer Simon Donald are listed on the screen that links to bios of the other actors and director, but no information is compiled for them. One nice feature of the extras is that the scene selection function offers stills of the scene’s action, so it’s easy to find a specific part of the movie quickly. The theatrical trailer is as past-faced as the movie, but reveals too much about the subplots. However, in less than two minutes the trailer is able to capture the dark humor of the movie exceedingly well.
Commentary None
Final Words:

Women with a dark sense of humor will love this film. It’s girly and honest while at the same time being completely ridiculous and morose – the kind of movie where you almost expect the two women leads to exchange friendship bracelets while they stand amongst a heap of dead bodies. There’s clothes borrowing, there’s pillow fighting, there’s meaningful hugs – but there’s also severed fingers, bleeding eyeballs, nasty murders and serious temper tantrums. Because the extras add zilch to this disc’s appeal, rent it first to see if you’re made of the same stuff Dorothy and Petula are.


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October 5, 2001