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Diamonds Are Forever


Reviewed by: Rob Anderson
Genre: Action/Adventure
Video: 16 X 9 Widescreen
Audio: Dolby Digital 5.1
Language: English only
Subtitle: Spanish, French
Length: 120 mins.
Rating: PG
Release Date: 10-17-00
Studio: MGM
Commentary: The Commentary is narrated by David Naylor, and includes Director Guy Hamilton, Co-Screenwriter Tom Mankiewicz, Production Designer Ken Adam, Jimmy Dean ("Willard Whyte"), Jill St. John ("Tiffany Case"), Lana Wood ("Plenty O'Tool"), Bruce Glover ("Mr. Wint"), and assorted producers, associates and friends. But NOT Sean Connery.
Documentaries: "Inside Diamonds Are Forever"
Featurettes: "Cubby Broccoli - The Man Behind Bond"
Filmography/Biography: None
Interviews: None
Trailers/TV Spots: Two theatrical trailers, five TV spots and three radio spots.
Alternate/Deleted Scenes: Four deleted scenes.
Music Video: None
Other: Opening segment, including computer animation and clips from most of the Bond films, just prior to appearance of Main Menu.
Cast and Crew: Sean Connery, Jill St. John, Bruce Glover, Lana Wood, Charles Gray, Bruce Cabot, Putter Smith, Bernard Lee.
Screenplay by: Written by Tom Mankiewicz and Richard Maibaum, from the novel by Ian Fleming
Produced by: Albert Broccoli and Harry Saltzman
Directed By: Guy Hamilton
Music: John Barry (theme song "Diamonds Are Forever" by Don Black)
The Review: One of the less interesting Bond films, Diamonds Are Forever is nevertheless filled with crisp, witty dialogue and cheeky performances. Though Jill St. John's "Tiffany Case" is no Pussy Galore, she still manages some nice moments with Connery and, in general, makes for very nice scenery. There are four "Bond Women" in this film: Case, Plenty O'Tool (Lana Wood), Bambi and Thumper. What a tonic it is to watch women in a film who actually look like women, as opposed to 13-year-old boys with breasts and washboard stomachs. A nice change, that. The opening credits are set against yet another example of Broccoli's patented Attack of the Silhouetted Bouncing Boobs. The plot is classic Bond. There are diamonds to be found and transported, and the brother of an old nemesis to defeat. In the meantime there are some wonderfully well-choreographed fights and chases, including a climactic battle on an oil rig that holds up surprisingly well. The shots of Las Vegas are priceless because they are totally authentic (with the exception of a flawless matte shot of Willard Whyte's hotel and casino, The Whyte House). Albert Broccoli had, ahem, connections in Vegas, who allowed him to shut down whole parts of the town for days on end so the film could be shot. It shows, and thirty years later the result is like a time capsule of post-60s America, without the usual denuding of the location required for most films. All in all, this a fine Bond film. It features the now legendary tilted-car shot during a key chase sequence. Not the best, to be sure, but it's a fun way to spend two hours.
Image and Sound I wasn't expecting much, frankly, so I was very pleasantly surprised to discover that this transfer is exceedingly clean. There is only one moment near the end of the film when there's even a hint of scratch or fuzz, and the colors are all bright and distinct (though lighter tones tend to appears a bit washed out - but only a bit). Furthermore the night scenes in Vegas sparkle, with all the lighting effects intact and the matte shots virtually indistinguishable from the rest of the action. There are a few high, daytime shots above Vegas where the blue of the sky and the brown and tan of the desert are brilliantly contrasted. A great deal of care clearly went into this digital transfer.
The Extras "Inside Diamonds Are Forever", narrated by Patrick Macnee (of The Avengers), is essentially a visual rehash of the information and even the interviews featured in the commentary. There are only a handful of "outtake" style bits, and little in the way of behind-the-scenes footage. It's mainly talking heads and shots from the finished film. "Cubby Broccoli - The Man Behind Bond", also narrated by Macnee, is the worst sort of Hollywood hagiography. Though it is interesting to learn about the late Mr. Broccoli's Italian lineage and early years as a farmer (in Long Island, of all places), there is very little that is of special interest. For example, the controversial nature of those, ahem, connections in Vegas (passed off here as just his "old friend" Howard Hughes) are never explored in the way they were in several articles that appeared in the 80s in magazines like Vanity Fair. For example, no mention is made of what a scandal it was when he was awarded the Irving Thalberg Award in 1982, primarily because he was always seen as a purveyor of genre pabulum. It would seem the only decent thing Broccoli ever did was bring "The Trials of Oscar Wilde" to the screen, just prior to producing "Dr. No". The Outtakes: There are four, the only one of note being a brief scene featuring Sammy Davis Jr. What is notable about all of them in general is the comparison/contrast they make to the look of the film itself. The outtakes, like the trailers and TV ads, look and sound simply awful. The Trailers: Both of them are pretty standard stuff, containing essentially the same footage in different order, and with the same narration. One bit of trivia to be gleaned from them is that the film was released near Christmas in 1971. The TV Ads: There are five, and all contain the same bits of footage mixed up in different ways as well as the same narration. One bit of notable trivia is the MPAA designation: "GP" for "Parental Guidance".
Commentary The commentary was, frankly, startling in its thoroughness and detail. Bond fans will delight in the fact that it is very much like an audio documentary, complete with narration interspersed with bits of interviews with Guy Hamilton, Jill St. John, Ken Adam and many others. The one glaring absence, of course, is Sean Connery, something I didn't find the least bit surprising. Scene-by-scene and sequence-by-sequence the viewer is regaled with reminisces, production details and loads of trivia. Here are some examples: *At one point Tom Mankiewicz refers to kids today wanting to own "JamesBond.com" as opposed to being astronauts, as they did at the time of the film's release. This marks his interview as fairly recent. *Tom Makiewicz is the son of Joseph L. Mankiewicz of "Cleopatra" infamy, and the nephew of "Citizen Kane" screenwriter Herman Makniewicz. *Bruce Glover ("Mr. Wint") is Crispin Glover's father (and looks it). *Lana Wood ("Plenty O'Tool") is the late Natalie Wood's younger sister. *Jimmy Dean of breakfast sausage fame plays Willard Whyte. There's a great deal more. Guy Hamilton explains how he got the famous tilted car stunt, and why the car is traveling at a different angle when it comes out of the alley. Ken Adam discusses how he came up with his amazing production designs, as well as some of the stunning sets, not of all of which were fake. The commentary is one of the best I've ever heard, which is ironic given that this is one of the lesser additions to a less-than-noteworthy film series. Nevertheless, it is something every Bond fan will love.
Final Words: Final Words: "Diamonds Are Forever" marked the next-to-last time that Sean Connery would play James Bond. That, Ken Adam's production design and the opportunity to see and hear this film more or less as it was seen and heard in theatres in 1971 are really the only things to recommend this DVD.


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July 17, 2001