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Red Planet


Reviewed by: Brad Tobin
Genre: Sci Fi.
Video: Widescreen Anamorphic 2.35:1
Audio: Dolby Digital 5.1
Language: English, French
Subtitle: French
Length: 1 Hour 42 Minutes
Rating: PG-13 (US)
Release Date: March 27, 2001
Studio: Warner Bros.
Commentary: None
Documentaries: None
Featurettes: None
Filmography/Biography: Yes
Interviews: None
Trailers/TV Spots: Yes
Alternate/Deleted Scenes: Yes
Music Video: None
Other: None
Cast and Crew: Val Kilmer, Carrie-Anne Moss, Tom Sizemore, Benjamin Bratt, Simon Baker and Terence Stamp
Screenplay by: Written by - Chuck Pfarrer, Channing Gibson and Jonathon Lemkin
Produced by: Bruce Berman, Jorge Saralegui and Mark Canton
Directed By: Anthony Hoffman
Music: Graeme Revell
The Review: "Red Planet" is Easily the Better of the 2 big screen Mars flicks released recently, but it is Still a Sub-Par Sci-fi film. One day someone will make a Mars film that has Great Characters, Good Dialogue, Lots of Action, Suspense and Wonder, Spectacular Effects and, if it's not too much to ask... Some Realistic-Looking Aliens. Wouldn't you think that they would be the first thing on the "To Do" list, not in "Red Planet". (and Definitely not in "Mission to Mars") The film is a Bare Bones "Beat the Clock" story, like "Pitch Black" but not as good. Both are Great to Look at (as they were filmed in my native Australia) but "Pitch Black" actually had Believable, Likeable and Well-Developed Characters and a little more Substance. "Red Planet" has Good Actors, but mostly it wastes them. It seems to be in a Huge rush to Kill everyone off, so why bother Developing them. Val Kilmer gives a Strangely Likeable performance, a Toned Down version of his "Island of Dr Moreau" performance. He saved that film and he saves "Red Planet". Carrie Anne Moss and Tom Sizemore lend Good Support to the film, but it's Simon-Baker Denny who gets the all round Best Performance. His facial say a lot about his Character Personality and we Never know weather to Trust him or not, he never sinks into True Blue Goodie or Clichéd Bad gut, he cleverly stays in the middle, an Enigma. He makes the film Far more interesting. Terence Stamp's performance looks Superimposed from any one of his other films and Benjamin Bratt is annoying. Both Actors were Unnecessary and only there for their Names and their Paychecks. The film does have Quite a Few things that make it Well worth a look. AMEE the Robot was the Real Star of the film; she should get her Own film, which I'd like to see. A Military creation with the Looks of a Cheetah's Skeleton, the Mind of a Green Beret, the fists of Bruce Lee and the Mentality of the Blair Witch (they both love to Toy with their Victims). The way the boys Land on Mars is also a Highlight. NASA's Equipment gets Quite a lot Better in 50 some odd years. We Finally have Space suits that are Mobile and Strong, and Ships that take 6 months to get to Mars, but Prey that a Solar Flare does hit the ship or it Falls apart like a Go Cart under a Semi. Sure some of it is Nonsensical, but lots of it Works. "Red Planet" is Ultimately a Good Way to pass an Hour and Forty minutes. Once you get over the fact that Hollywood has Yet to make the Definitive Mars Flick (Tim Burtons "Mars Attacks" is the best so far, and that is a Worrying Thing) you can sit back and Enjoy what they Have made, a Fun, Old Fashioned "Beat-the-Clock" Sci-fi Flick.
Image and Sound Like virtually All of this films target audience, I saw it for it's Special Effects, which looked Great in the Theatrical Trailer. In the Film, they range from State-of-the-Art (the AMEE Robot) to Sad State of Affairs-Effects (the Zero-Gravity Fire, which was done Way better in "Event Horizon"). As for Alien Life on Mars, I don't want to give away too much but for Me the result was Quite a Let down. "Too Little Too Late" sums it up fairly well. Australia is a Great Substitute for Mars, It Really looks like a place Not of this World, and the Space Suits and Ships look Amazing. The Sound is far from Ear-Catching, as alot of the film wants to go for the Barren Desert feel, which requires Little Sound. Graeme Revells Score opens and closes the film well, but thats all its used for.
The Extras The Extra Features section is as Barren as the Red Planet itself. The Deleated Scenes are Character Development scenes that were Totally Unnessesary, they only built up these characters to knock them down anyway, the makers just Couldn't wait to get to mars and Knock Everyone Off. We also get Actor Profiles which lend Little Light to the actors Careers, plus the Little Seen Trailers and TV Spots which are actually Quite Inticing. If I actually Saw these at the Cinemas, I'd have gone to see the Film and not waited for the DVD. Warner Bros Obviously didn't have much faith in it Then (as they hardly even Screened the Trailers, they put them out about a Week before release) and they don't have any faith in it Now (as they can't be bothered compiling a Good List of Extra Features)
Commentary None
Final Words: Strickly a Rental DVD only. If Nothing Else, it sure beats "Mission to Mars". The Definative Mars Movie has Definately not been made yet, "Red Planet" will Have to do until it is.


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June 15, 2001